On the Wings

I guess it’s my turn to do this thing:

Team: Detroit Red Wings

Uniform Number: 75 (wore it in football)

Position: Defense

Nickname: Psycho (another football relic)

Dream blueline partner: Nick Lidstrom (to make up for all my mistakes - who am I kidding?)

Rounding out the Power Play: Steve Yzerman, Mario Lemieux and Pavel Bure

Job: Strictly a defensive defenseman

Signature Move: No move, but I’d own the boards.

Strengths: My size.

Weaknesses: My lack of a skating ability

Equipment: Easton skates and a wood stick.

Nemeses: Anyone with quicker feet

Scandal Involvement: Frequent spectacular losses of temper.

Who I’d Face in the Stanley Cup Finals: New York Rangers

What I’d do with the Stanley Cup After Our Victory: Take it around my college to see how many “hockey fans” would come out of the woodwork

Would the Media Love Me or Hate Me: They’d have field days with the results of my temper.

Next up: Megan and Sarah, plus anyone who hasn’t done it yet.