I guess it’s my turn to do this thing:
Team: Detroit Red Wings
Uniform Number: 75 (wore it in football)
Position: Defense
Nickname: Psycho (another football relic)
Dream blueline partner: Nick Lidstrom (to make up for all my mistakes – who am I kidding?)
Rounding out the Power Play: Steve Yzerman, Mario Lemieux and Pavel Bure
Job: Strictly a defensive defenseman
Signature Move: No move, but I’d own the boards.
Strengths: My size.
Weaknesses: My lack of a skating ability
Equipment: Easton skates and a wood stick.
Nemeses: Anyone with quicker feet
Scandal Involvement: Frequent spectacular losses of temper.
Who I’d Face in the Stanley Cup Finals: New York Rangers
What I’d do with the Stanley Cup After Our Victory: Take it around my college to see how many “hockey fans” would come out of the woodwork
Would the Media Love Me or Hate Me: They’d have field days with the results of my temper.
Next up: Megan and Sarah, plus anyone who hasn’t done it yet.